So Jared has this new business thingy, and they are doing a promotion whereby if you subscibe to their newsletter you get entered in a draw to win a zoom call with Jared. If you subscribe using my LINK HERE - I get an additional entry (and of course you get your entry too). So go on, be darlings and do me a tiny favour? If I win I get to add three others to the call too so - it could be you! LOL
Not that I ever win things, but still.
milly_gal's request.milly_gal and Jared were out for a beribboned Valentine's walk away with the fairies. As they went, Jared rested his hand on milly_gal's buttock. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so sticky, milly_gal was filled with ginger dread.
"Do you suppose it's scintilating here?" she asked ponderously.
"You furry silly," Jared said, tickling milly_gal with his sewing machine. "It's completely silky-smooth."
Just then, a sparkling duck billed platypus leapt out from behind a glue and stitched Jared in the chest. "Aaargh!" Jared screamed.
Things looked antique. But milly_gal, although she was taudry, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a glitter stick and, like a crafter who doesn't care where they stick their glitter stars as long as everything sparkles, beat the duck billed platypus stickily until it ran off. "That will teach you to stitch innocent people."
Then she clasped Jared close. Jared was bleeding soberly. "My darling," milly_gal said, and pressed her lips to Jared's nipple.
"I love you," Jared said frightfully, and expired in milly_gal's arms.
milly_gal never loved again.
Sam sipped quickly at his drink and stood behind a shocking sausage. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel glorious and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how swarthy his toe nail got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Sam knew very well why he was at the party: to see Dean.
Ah, Dean. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his electrifying finger made Sam's heart beat like a randy stallion, ready to find a mate.
But tonight everyone was masked. Sam peered rashly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Dean. There, he thought, the man over by the cabbage, the shambolic one with the guinea pig mask. It had to be Dean. No one else could look so ridiculous, even in a guinea pig mask.
He began to walk Sam's way and Sam started to panic. What if he actually talked to Sam?
Dean came right up to Sam and Sam thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Dean said rudely. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the bacon," Sam said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so radical.
Just then, an illustrious voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Sam's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Dean might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Dean swept Sam into his arms, bent him under the boardwalk, down by the sea, and kissed Sam huskily, slipping him the tongue and groping his groin.
Sam could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out invisibly and pulled Dean's mask off his face. It was Dean! "I knew it was you," Sam said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Dean said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Sam watched him go. He would be right back, Sam was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.
kalliel and finchandsparrow for this.Once Where's Wally came into my head, I couldn't do anything else! LOL
jj1564's birthday today! Woot! Love ya, my dear!
aerynsun5, balder12 and frozen_delight - hope you all have awesome birthdays full of good things!
blackrabbit42 I hope you are having a better day than Sam and Dean...( pic inside the cut! )
sillie82,you wouldn't understand! LOL)
I've missed so many birthdays lately - apologies, dear Flisties! But today I thought - I've got a bit of time, I should do a little something for 
madebyme_x, because they are always so nice.
Then these happened and I don't know what they are or why I thought trying this was a good idea, but um. Happy Birthday anyway. LOL
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