Blood will Flow

There's a few of you ole ex-Colonials on my Flist so here's a little fun SPN thanksgiving gift to y'all.

Poor Dean, perhaps this was the wrong day to get bewitched?


And in the spirit of thankfulness generally - thanks to everyone on my Flist for being such a great bunch of peeps.

I'm on a roll...
For Astolat's Ten in Ten Challenge, a fanwork every day for 10 days.  Another drabble, another problem for Velcro!Dean.

Skin
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Drabble: word count 100
10 – 10 Challenge
Warnings: Ouchies for boy bits.  Mention of masturbation.
Summary: Velcro verse.  Dean is cursed by the goddess Frigg and has become human Velcro.  It’s a problem, especially for tasks that require skin on skin contact…
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It’s been two days since the curse struck.  Dean’s feeling horny. 

Sam’s gone out, leaving Dean watching crappy porn.  He knows it’s stupid, but he can’t seem to help himself.  His hand snakes down to unbutton his jeans and rub at his hard-on through his boxer-briefs.

That Pizza-man certainly knows what he’s doing. Within seconds Dean’s forgotten why he shouldn’t be touching his own bare skin and…

Ripping his Velcro-ed hand from his dick, while trying not to Velcro anything else together and simultaneously avoiding tearing his junk off, is an experience he is never going to share with anyone.

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I apologise for this.  But. It's a fic. Of sorts, and it might even be inadvertently slashy!

A Shocking Day To Interrogate

Dean stepped thoughtfully out into the violet sunshine, and admired Sam's butt. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a slim sight."

Sam climbed off the jacket and walked warily across the grass to greet his lover. Dean patted Sam on the elbow and then tried to interrogate him grouchily, but without success.

"That's all right," Sam said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not minging," Dean. "Not as minging as the time we interrogated between a rock and a hard place."

Sam nodded seductively. "We were vertically challenged back in those days."

"Our noses were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Dean said. "Everything seems violent and ginormous when you're young."

"Of course," Sam said. "But now we're marvellous, we can still have fun. If we go about it cryptically."

"Cryptically?" Dean said . "But how?"

"With this," Sam said and held out an errudite angel. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to interrogate."

Dean swallowed the angel at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to interrogate cryptically. They interrogated like the sparkle in Daddy's eye. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

 

In searching for something else I found something very silly.  And then this story happened...read at your own risk!

Warnings: extreme silliness in spite of it being a death fic. Evil!ducks. Unrequited love. Yeah, IDRK.
Characters: Sam & Dean

It all started when our overrated adventurer, Dean Winchester, woke up in a frantic pumpkin patch.

( Read more... )( Read more...at your peril )

There are clearly some serious side effects from the war in Heaven - I wonder if these falling angels are in Castiel's or Raphael's army.... :D

There are clearly some serious side effects from the war in Heaven - I wonder if these falling angels are in Castiel's or Raphael's army.... :D

Many thanks to Jennifer and Sapphina from Supernatural Seriously Awesome!!! on Facebook for prompting me to make this one, I had soooooo much fun!

It is big enough for wallpaper for a change, as usual click thrice to go large.

 Misha Morsels

He was asked if Jimmy was still alive and said YES.  Jimmy is in there along with Castiel's four faces (ala Zachariah) which are a lamb, a cat, a monkey and a zebra.  The cat and the monkey fight all the time distracting the other two faces which is why Castiel has that look of consternation on his face all the time. 

 

If Cas was to use Twitter he would tweet that he has mind fleas and they are driving him insane.

 

If Misha had Castiel’s ability to teleport, he would just move two inches from side to side every now and then to make people think their brains were malfunctioning.

 

Misha has a problem with authority.

 

Asked who he likes better, Jared or Jensen, he said definitely Jared, then ran through a little scenario where Jensen is all hurt to hear this via YouTube…Jensen is handy, he always fixes stuff when he comes round but obviously Misha still likes Jared better.

 

He likes doing conventions a lot, does but don't tell the organisers as they will try and pay him less.  "It is totally fucking bizarre - sorry - a weird little universe."

 

Misha got into turnips because he foolishly asked someone to name an English vegetable.  Lots of people brought him turnips, also a swede and a pumpkin.  He then arranged for the Hotel to make turnip chips out of the vegetables people brought him and handed these round in his last panel today.  (Note to self – don’t ever ask for turnip chips anywhere, they taste awful).

 

In the Coffee Lounge session three loud large women kept interrupting and being generally annoying.  Misha said to one of them “You’re a bit surly.”  She said “Jim Beaver likes me!”  To which Misha replied ironically “Yes I can see why he would.”

 

He talked enthusiastically about Random Acts and told us about the latest project – which has been filmed and the video should be up on the site sometime soon. 

 

Shows he’d like to be on – Dr Who.  He talked about Mark being on it now, mentioned that Mark had warned him that filming TV in the UK is nothing like filming in the US where actors get looked after (we’d probably say get pampered!) with buffet food available all the time, stand ins to do the long winded bits setting up shots etc.  Here it is (in his words) primitive!

 

Adventures he’s had

•  He was staying with a friend in Haiti when Aristide was overthrown, his friend was in danger of being killed at the time.  Fortunately they avoided being involved in any violence.
• He backpacked in the Himalayas without a guide and got lost for a day and a half in a rain forest without any water
• When he was 19 toured Massachusetts and North Maine with a friend and was amazed by the generosity and openness of people they met.  One person lent them his car just so they could go to the beach.  Another gave them a car to get home in – it was an old wreck they managed to get going after removing a nest of mice from the engine, though the exhaust was somehow routed into the car itself which made breathing a bit problematic.  Eventually they got a garage to remove the roof!!!

Fave holidays – bike touring with a tent.  He would still find a way to do this with his new baby!

Since being a Dad he spends most of the time naked.  (Pity he didn't see fit to demonstrate....)
it is overwhelming the amount of shit that comes out of his baby, there is a whole new level of piss and shit in their rented bed (he kindly warned everyone to be aware of this when taking a rented furnished apartment - buy a new mattress).

He took Julie McNiven and her husband to a strip joint with Rob Benedict and bought Julie a lapdance.  He then bought her husband one too in case he'd felt left out.

Balthazar will be back in a future episode or maybe more - when asked about the chemistry between him and Christian thingy who plays Balthazar, he explained that Castiel looses his virginity with Balthazar. 

He said that he wanted a future episode to include a scene where Cas tells Dean that he is in fact a gay angel.  That is why his is a 2000 year old virgin, he's been looking for love in all the wrong places.

 

 

 

 

 Misha Morsels

He was asked if Jimmy was still alive and said YES.  Jimmy is in there along with Castiel's four faces (ala Zachariah) which are a lamb, a cat, a monkey and a zebra.  The cat and the monkey fight all the time distracting the other two faces which is why Castiel has that look of consternation on his face all the time. 

 

If Cas was to use Twitter he would tweet that he has mind fleas and they are driving him insane.

 

If Misha had Castiel’s ability to teleport, he would just move two inches from side to side every now and then to make people think their brains were malfunctioning.

 

Misha has a problem with authority.

 

Asked who he likes better, Jared or Jensen, he said definitely Jared, then ran through a little scenario where Jensen is all hurt to hear this via YouTube…Jensen is handy, he always fixes stuff when he comes round but obviously Misha still likes Jared better.

 

He likes doing conventions a lot, does but don't tell the organisers as they will try and pay him less.  "It is totally fucking bizarre - sorry - a weird little universe."

 

Misha got into turnips because he foolishly asked someone to name an English vegetable.  Lots of people brought him turnips, also a swede and a pumpkin.  He then arranged for the Hotel to make turnip chips out of the vegetables people brought him and handed these round in his last panel today.  (Note to self – don’t ever ask for turnip chips anywhere, they taste awful).

 

In the Coffee Lounge session three loud large women kept interrupting and being generally annoying.  Misha said to one of them “You’re a bit surly.”  She said “Jim Beaver likes me!”  To which Misha replied ironically “Yes I can see why he would.”

 

He talked enthusiastically about Random Acts and told us about the latest project – which has been filmed and the video should be up on the site sometime soon. 

 

Shows he’d like to be on – Dr Who.  He talked about Mark being on it now, mentioned that Mark had warned him that filming TV in the UK is nothing like filming in the US where actors get looked after (we’d probably say get pampered!) with buffet food available all the time, stand ins to do the long winded bits setting up shots etc.  Here it is (in his words) primitive!

 

Adventures he’s had

•  He was staying with a friend in Haiti when Aristide was overthrown, his friend was in danger of being killed at the time.  Fortunately they avoided being involved in any violence.
• He backpacked in the Himalayas without a guide and got lost for a day and a half in a rain forest without any water
• When he was 19 toured Massachusetts and North Maine with a friend and was amazed by the generosity and openness of people they met.  One person lent them his car just so they could go to the beach.  Another gave them a car to get home in – it was an old wreck they managed to get going after removing a nest of mice from the engine, though the exhaust was somehow routed into the car itself which made breathing a bit problematic.  Eventually they got a garage to remove the roof!!!

Fave holidays – bike touring with a tent.  He would still find a way to do this with his new baby!

Since being a Dad he spends most of the time naked.  (Pity he didn't see fit to demonstrate....)
it is overwhelming the amount of shit that comes out of his baby, there is a whole new level of piss and shit in their rented bed (he kindly warned everyone to be aware of this when taking a rented furnished apartment - buy a new mattress).

He took Julie McNiven and her husband to a strip joint with Rob Benedict and bought Julie a lapdance.  He then bought her husband one too in case he'd felt left out.

Balthazar will be back in a future episode or maybe more - when asked about the chemistry between him and Christian thingy who plays Balthazar, he explained that Castiel looses his virginity with Balthazar. 

He said that he wanted a future episode to include a scene where Cas tells Dean that he is in fact a gay angel.  That is why his is a 2000 year old virgin, he's been looking for love in all the wrong places.