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[amberdreams]

kalliel and finchandsparrow for this.

Delirious Love

Dean finished packing. Ever since Sam, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Dean had been delinquent.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing shoved him, all was delectable. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in the heart of the sun to become a deleted galaxy.

Just then, there was a dauntless knock at the door. Dean opened it and stood there rashly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his toe nail.

When Dean came to, Sam was holding his heel and looking delicious. "My love," Sam said rapidly, "I'm sorry for the deft shock. I've been shipwrecked on a deliberate island for the last ten years, living like the hairiest sasquatch that ever roamed the earth. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my knee in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Dean could hardly believe his Sam had returned. "I will always love you, knee or no knee. Besides, you can cover it up with a gardenia."

They embraced randomly and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was delusional.

The End.

And this:

The Battle For The Corset

Below decks, Jensen swept his corset. He had been busy with the corset for hours and now wanted nothing more than a rabid cuddle or a tumescent massage from his lover Jared.

He said this last thought out loud and all of a sudden his ripped Jared appeared at the door, grinning flightily.

"Put down the corset," Jared said mightily. "Unless you want me to sweep that corset on your chin."

Jensen put down the corset. He was ribald. He had never seen Jared so spongy before and it made him shallow.

Jared picked up the corset, then withdrew a towel from his nose. "Don't be so ribald," Jared said with a spongy grimace. "A badger bit my tongue this morning, and everything became scintilating. Now with this corset and this towel I can mightily rule the world!"

Jensen clutched his wicked tongue frightfully. This was his lover, his ripped Jared, now staring at him with a spongy nose.

"Fight it!" Jensen shouted. "The badger just wants the corset for his own ripped devices! He doesn't love you, not the rabid way I do!"

Jensen could see Jared trembling frightfully. Jensen reached out his chin and touched Jared's nose mightily. He was ripped, so ripped, but he knew only his wicked love for Jared would break the badger's spell.

Sure enough, Jared dropped the corset with a thunk. "Oh, Jensen," he squealed. "I'm so rabid, can you ever forgive me?"

But Jensen had already moved below decks. Like the foam on the crest of a wave, he pressed his chin into Jared's nose. And as they fell together in a scintilating fit of love, the corset lay on the floor, shallow and forgotten.

Drabblematic is adictive.

Comments

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

This is an evil thing to introduce me to. Here have mine:
Star Boat

"Increase to light speed," Captain Jensen said. "And tell the robot to bring me a cup of muscled coffee and a dragon sandwich."

A glowing siren went off! "We're caught in a yoyo Beam," the pilot said. "I think--"

A hot light filled the bridge. Jensen blinked and there in front of him was an alien. A golden alien, well, probably an alien. He actually looked nearly normal except for his singular finger and the yoyo he was carrying. In fact, Jensen thought he looked pretty great, for an alien.

The alien waved the yoyo at Jensen. "I am Jared of the Sweet System. You have violated our territory and must be destroyed as hot as Gordon Ramsay's oven!"

"Our mission is peaceful!" Jensen yelled. "And anyway, you were the one who stopped us from leaving."

"Sorry," Jared said. "I don't make the rules." He tapped huskily at the yoyo.

Jensen grabbed for his blaster but he had forgotten it in the Impala. The ship was doomed for sure this time.

Just then the robot rolled into the room with the cup of muscled coffee and the dragon sandwich. It bumped delightfully into Jared. Jared looked at the muscled coffee, then up at Jensen. His finger seemed to get even more singular and he dropped his yoyo. "I accept your romantic gesture," Jared said. "Of lunch."

"Um," Jensen said. Maybe he should tell Jared that it was actually Jensen's lunch.

"Also, I'll waive the destruction." Jared came up to Jensen and took his neck, then licked him morsely.

Jensen felt his hair become loving and then ardent. He decided not to say anything about the lunch. He licked Jared back for quite a long time, and squeezed Jared's singular finger.

"Every blue planet, it's the same blue thing," the pilot muttered and ate the dragon sandwich.

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

oh lordy, these make me laugh far too hard. Singular fingers and all!

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Jensen felt his hair become loving and then ardent. bwahaha! It must be the effect of the muscled coffee and Jared's singular finger!

[zara-zee.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! These drabblematics are just too funny.

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

I don't know what made me laugh the most, Dean bruising his toe after swooning and knee-less Sam "living like the hairiest sasquatch that ever roamed the earth" or "He had never seen Jared so spongy before and it made him shallow."

So funny! I'm going to have a go!

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

I had to put off reading everyone's comments and their own drabblematics until I'd finished eating breakfast because I was laughing so much I thought I'd choke! I don't know why these are so hysterical but -- they are!!

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

I think it's the ridiculousness, it's like something Lewis Carroll would've written - or Monty Python!

[zara-zee.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord. These are hilarious. The J2 one made me laugh so hard I had tears running down my face! Gotta check this out. Too funny.

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds them so hysterical!! :D

[fanspired]

Sometimes the randomness is uncannily appropriate, because a shipwrecked Sam soon would be the hairiest sasquatch that ever roamed the earth! :D

I couldn't resist doing one too, of course :)

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

IKR? I've had to put off reading everyone else's until after breakfast as even the comments were cracking me up!

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

You can blame the girls all you like but you added the bits into the drabblematic, LOLOLOL!!! I've missed these crazy pieces of awesome - this specifically made me roll off my chair laughing! - He said this last thought out loud and all of a sudden his ripped Jared appeared at the door, grinning flightily.
"Put down the corset," Jared said mightily. "Unless you want me to sweep that corset on your chin."
Jensen put down the corset. He was ribald. He had never seen Jared so spongy before and it made him shallow.
Jared picked up the corset, then withdrew a towel from his nose. "Don't be so ribald," Jared said with a spongy grimace. "A badger bit my tongue this morning, and everything became scintilating. Now with this corset and this towel I can mightily rule the world!"

[finchandsparrow.livejournal.com]

Pahahaha! I am not at all a Wincest or RPF person myself, but I am very happy for the proliferation of mad lib ridiculousness. XD

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure these count on the shipping scale they are so wacky! LOL!