A tragic tale

[amberdreams]

Ok this really is the last one, but I'm posting at milly_gal's request.

The Adventure Of The Duck Billed Platypus

milly_gal and Jared were out for a beribboned Valentine's walk away with the fairies. As they went, Jared rested his hand on milly_gal's buttock. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so sticky, milly_gal was filled with ginger dread.

"Do you suppose it's scintilating here?" she asked ponderously.

"You furry silly," Jared said, tickling milly_gal with his sewing machine. "It's completely silky-smooth."

Just then, a sparkling duck billed platypus leapt out from behind a glue and stitched Jared in the chest. "Aaargh!" Jared screamed.

Things looked antique. But milly_gal, although she was taudry, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a glitter stick and, like a crafter who doesn't care where they stick their glitter stars as long as everything sparkles, beat the duck billed platypus stickily until it ran off. "That will teach you to stitch innocent people."

Then she clasped Jared close. Jared was bleeding soberly. "My darling," milly_gal said, and pressed her lips to Jared's nipple.

"I love you," Jared said frightfully, and expired in milly_gal's arms.

milly_gal never loved again.

Comments

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnorts* THANK YOU! Oh my tragic oh so brief love affair was well worth it, if he died with his nipple in my mouth! LOLOLOL! P.S have I mentioned lately how much I love and adore you? :D

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Ah it's just cupboard love because I gave you that nipple.

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

Nah, I love you anyway, however when there is nipple involved I will love you FOREVER ;)

[madebyme-x.livejournal.com]

Oh the ginger dread!! What a sad ending (apart from the nipple part, that was delightful!)

Hehe, these are all kinds of fun!!!

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Jared's nipples ARE delightful, it's true.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

BWAAAAHAHAHA--I mean--WAAAAAAH! SO SAD.

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

I know, it's totally tragic. *rolls around laughing, wipes away a tear*

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I … I don't even know where to start!

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Ha ha IKR? I'm trying not to re-read these when people comment, or a) I hurt myself laughing all over again, and b) I get tempted to do another one! LOL