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Delirious Love
Dean finished packing. Ever since Sam, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Dean had been delinquent.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing shoved him, all was delectable. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in the heart of the sun to become a deleted galaxy.
Just then, there was a dauntless knock at the door. Dean opened it and stood there rashly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his toe nail.
When Dean came to, Sam was holding his heel and looking delicious. "My love," Sam said rapidly, "I'm sorry for the deft shock. I've been shipwrecked on a deliberate island for the last ten years, living like the hairiest sasquatch that ever roamed the earth. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my knee in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Dean could hardly believe his Sam had returned. "I will always love you, knee or no knee. Besides, you can cover it up with a gardenia."
They embraced randomly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was delusional.
The End.
And this:The Battle For The Corset
Below decks, Jensen swept his corset. He had been busy with the corset for hours and now wanted nothing more than a rabid cuddle or a tumescent massage from his lover Jared.
He said this last thought out loud and all of a sudden his ripped Jared appeared at the door, grinning flightily.
"Put down the corset," Jared said mightily. "Unless you want me to sweep that corset on your chin."
Jensen put down the corset. He was ribald. He had never seen Jared so spongy before and it made him shallow.
Jared picked up the corset, then withdrew a towel from his nose. "Don't be so ribald," Jared said with a spongy grimace. "A badger bit my tongue this morning, and everything became scintilating. Now with this corset and this towel I can mightily rule the world!"
Jensen clutched his wicked tongue frightfully. This was his lover, his ripped Jared, now staring at him with a spongy nose.
"Fight it!" Jensen shouted. "The badger just wants the corset for his own ripped devices! He doesn't love you, not the rabid way I do!"
Jensen could see Jared trembling frightfully. Jensen reached out his chin and touched Jared's nose mightily. He was ripped, so ripped, but he knew only his wicked love for Jared would break the badger's spell.
Sure enough, Jared dropped the corset with a thunk. "Oh, Jensen," he squealed. "I'm so rabid, can you ever forgive me?"
But Jensen had already moved below decks. Like the foam on the crest of a wave, he pressed his chin into Jared's nose. And as they fell together in a scintilating fit of love, the corset lay on the floor, shallow and forgotten.
Drabblematic is adictive.