Blood will Flow

Donald Trump managed to insult Scotland, and reaped the benefits in some wonderfully poetic insults in return, so I thought I'd collect a few here because they are gold.
And some of you Americans might like to make use of them too. Trump deserves them...

• toupéd fucktrumpet,


• buttplug face,


• weapons-grade plum


• incompressable jizztrumpet


• tiny-fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbon


• witless fucking cocksplatt


• mangled, apricot hellbeast


• tit


• muppet


• spoon (in case you were wondering, this is a person you can't trust with a fork or knife)


• one of mine - tangerine twatt

Oh and Nigel Farage has attracted a few creative ones too (from a friend of a friend) - like

• cockwomble swivel eyed loon


• lobotomised shitlark

So, I'm just leaving these here for your enjoyment.

I love a good auto-translate... I ran an Italian comment on a photo of Jensen from JIB through google translate and got this - "I always include one of the feet at the panels, put in the most weird xD I think he has cleaned the entire room in fury to slather on the ground."
You know, I think I was in that furious slather on the ground at the time....perfectly understandable, I think, in the face of such awesome gorgeousness.  Now put that through auto-translate into Italian and see what you get!!!