Insults

[amberdreams]

Donald Trump managed to insult Scotland, and reaped the benefits in some wonderfully poetic insults in return, so I thought I'd collect a few here because they are gold.
And some of you Americans might like to make use of them too. Trump deserves them...

• toupéd fucktrumpet,


• buttplug face,


• weapons-grade plum


• incompressable jizztrumpet


• tiny-fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbon


• witless fucking cocksplatt


• mangled, apricot hellbeast


• tit


• muppet


• spoon (in case you were wondering, this is a person you can't trust with a fork or knife)


• one of mine - tangerine twatt

Oh and Nigel Farage has attracted a few creative ones too (from a friend of a friend) - like

• cockwomble swivel eyed loon


• lobotomised shitlark

So, I'm just leaving these here for your enjoyment.

Comments

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

Incompressible jizztrumpet and tiny-fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbon have GOT to be my favourites LOL!

Also, LOLS! Lobotomised shitlark

No one loves an inventive insult more than the British :D

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

IKR? So much fun!

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

Seriously, I was choking ;)

[sinfulslasher]

"Buttplug face" is an insult to all buttplugs.

Other than that, I hear ya.

(icon directed at the actual asshats mentioned in your post, not you, obviously.)

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Ha ha thanks for the icon clarification ;)

[quickreaver.livejournal.com]

I caught some of these on Twitter and showed them to my husband: we laughed. WE LAUGHED SO, SO HARD. (God, I loathe Trump.)

My fave is "mangled, apricot hellbeast". ("Tangerine twat" is an insult to all twats, heh!)

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

I find myself drawn to cockwomble for some reason.

[manzanita-crow.livejournal.com]

Ahh, i do love my adopted nation sometimes. Especially when my birth nation decides to fuck up the UK economy then go "oh hang on, we didnt mean it".

[manzanita-crow.livejournal.com]

*froths with rage*
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-anger-bregret-leave-voters-protest-vote-thought-uk-stay-in-eu-remain-win-a7102516.html

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

FFS!!!!!!!!! How stupid can you get.

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

As stupid as Yorkshire voting out and then demanding that the £600M in eu grants it has lost be replaced by our government.

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Yup, there's going to be a lot of that. They'll say, well you have the money now, because we won't be paying it to the EU. So we'll say, um I thought you wanted THAT money to go to the NHS? I anticipate silence or blustering in reply.

And who's going to fund all the replacement passports and driving licenses I wonder? Just for starters...

[anactoria.livejournal.com]

And I'm sure there'll be more of the same in Wales. "What have the Romans ever done for us? ...oh, shit."

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

These are all so inventive and correct! Wonderful, I saw it on FB earlier too and LOVE tiny-fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbon!

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

I think the woman Paul showed me today who was standing by the golf course holding a sign saying Trump is a cunt could have done with some of this inventiveness instead.

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Well, I agree with her sentiments but not her language! Inventive insults are so much better :)

[hugemind.livejournal.com]

I'm confused. Is cockwomble an adjective or a noun? I need to know so that I can use it properly in the future. *picks up pen and paper*

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

I think it could be either... but in this context, a noun. Maybe you could call someone a cockwombling arse-wipe and turn it into an adjective - or even a verb!

[sillie]

Hahaha, these are awesome. XD

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

IKR? :D

[anactoria.livejournal.com]

Well, that's another one on the list of reasons to move to Scotland -- not only have they got more sense than the rest of us, they're better at swearing, too!

[alycat.livejournal.com]

These are so glorious :D I love the scots!