Points mean prizes! Or not.

[amberdreams]

How come I never win prizes I actually want, but I win ones that give me almost exactly the opposite of what I'd want? Last time I won a raffle I got three cans of lager (I'm teetotal). This time I've won a signed copy of Fifty Shades of Grey!!!!! In a prize draw I didn't even know I'd entered via our local library.

Got to say, I'm pissing myself laughing here. Wonder if I could sell it on Ebay for a couple of quid.

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[stripytights.livejournal.com]

This cracked me up because both of those are rubbish prizes (even if you drank, what the hell are you going to do with three cans of lager?) Last time I won something in a raffle (years ago, I'm not a lucky soul) I won a really ugly pair of mittens - I am the last person in the world who would wear mittens. And so many picture frames.

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Hee! it's good to know I'm not alone in my good luck really being bad luck in disguise syndrome!!

[stripytights.livejournal.com]

I certainly hope you can make some money from it! And if all else fails - it'll make a very serviceable door wedge.

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Or kindling.