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My first chapter by chapter posting. I never normally do this but heck. Why not. i make no promises on when Chapter 2 will arrive.
Warnings: silliness and Chad. Unbetaed!
Rating: this chapter - PG13
ALSO ON AO3
Of Padaleckis and Penguins
The one where Jared wakes up one morning to find a penguin in his hotel bedroom.
Chapter 1 - The Awakening
Jared wakes up in increments. The first stage is a vague awareness that he exists, closely followed by the pained realisation that existence is overrated. He’d swear someone has replaced his brain with a jellyfish and his mouth tastes like rotting fish. Added to which woes, his chest is --weird. Kind of itchy and scratchy and weighed down with something warm but prickly.
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Warnings: silliness and Chad. Unbetaed!
Rating: this chapter - PG13
ALSO ON AO3
Of Padaleckis and Penguins
The one where Jared wakes up one morning to find a penguin in his hotel bedroom.
Chapter 1 - The Awakening
Jared wakes up in increments. The first stage is a vague awareness that he exists, closely followed by the pained realisation that existence is overrated. He’d swear someone has replaced his brain with a jellyfish and his mouth tastes like rotting fish. Added to which woes, his chest is --weird. Kind of itchy and scratchy and weighed down with something warm but prickly.
( Read more... )