What's orange, totalitarian and hates stairs?

[amberdreams]

Yup! That's exacty what I said when I heard the hilarious news thatTrump held hands with Theresa May because he's afraid of stairs..

Orange☑️
Fascist☑️
Afraid of stairs ☑️
Unhelpfully small appendages☑️
Barks repetitive meaningless statements☑️ pic.twitter.com/K0QGGPdggn

— Tom Neenan (@TNeenan) January 29, 2017

Comments

[be-my-precious.livejournal.com]

Oh, you've no idea right now. Very correct with the checklist though! 😊

[dear-tiger.livejournal.com]

You know, every time I see this thing, I'm gonna think of Trump now. And vice versa. This is perfection.

[laughablelament]

Pure genius.

[hugemind.livejournal.com]

Accurate! I'm pretty sure he's also constantly repeating "exterminate, exterminate".

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Brilliant.
Got to say, I'm inclined to have more respect for daleks though!

[toratio.livejournal.com]

I'm so offended on behalf of the Daleks. They didn't choose to be dickbags.

[sinfulslasher]

*dies laughing*

Perfect!!!

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

I just can't even!

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

...and I'd love to push both of them downstairs!