What's orange, totalitarian and hates stairs?

[amberdreams]

Yup! That's exacty what I said when I heard the hilarious news thatTrump held hands with Theresa May because he's afraid of stairs..

Orange☑️
Fascist☑️
Afraid of stairs ☑️
Unhelpfully small appendages☑️
Barks repetitive meaningless statements☑️ pic.twitter.com/K0QGGPdggn

— Tom Neenan (@TNeenan) January 29, 2017

Comments

[be-my-precious.livejournal.com]

Oh, you've no idea right now. Very correct with the checklist though! 😊

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

I think I do have an idea... we are getting a LOT of coverage about the Orange Fart monster!

[dear-tiger.livejournal.com]

You know, every time I see this thing, I'm gonna think of Trump now. And vice versa. This is perfection.

[be-my-precious.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. I was just saying how I live in this country and right now I'm as ashamed to live here.

[laughablelament]

Pure genius.

[hugemind.livejournal.com]

Accurate! I'm pretty sure he's also constantly repeating "exterminate, exterminate".

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Brilliant.
Got to say, I'm inclined to have more respect for daleks though!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

You didn't vote for Jabba the Hutt. It's no reflection on you xx

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Me too!

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he wishes he was an Emperor dalek!

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

IKR? :D

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

me too! And yes, it is bloody perfect.

[toratio.livejournal.com]

I'm so offended on behalf of the Daleks. They didn't choose to be dickbags.

[sinfulslasher]

*dies laughing*

Perfect!!!

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

I just can't even!

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

True... blame Davros. He probably gave birth to Trump.

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

IKR?!

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

When Geeks rule the world...

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

...and I'd love to push both of them downstairs!

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

We will make sure that complete pillocks have their own island, with rubber borders!

[toratio.livejournal.com]

I have a really vivd imagination, so - ew