Letter to Santa meme (don't think I'll post this one!)

[amberdreams]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I helped deirdre_c hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I gave elsiecat a kidney (1000 points). Last week I pulled alchemyalice's hair (-5 points). Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, real_funky_town (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-3478 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, amber1960

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Um, naughty doesn't seem adequate for that kind of score, does it?

Comments

[tifaching.livejournal.com]

LOL. And I thought -731 was bad! At least your good things were really good! I mean, come on. A kidney?

Sorry spanking isn't one of your kinks. Maybe if you're better next year Santa will give you a kink that you like!

[amber1960.livejournal.com]

I don't mind doing the spanking, just don't want my end to be the receiving one ha ha ha!

[tifaching.livejournal.com]

LOL. Santa's not specific about that point is he? Well, Christmas IS about giving not receiving, right?

[amber1960.livejournal.com]

I may have reached the limit to my generosity here!! :D