The Five Stages of Grief Pie - a drabble
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amberdreamsA drabble for no reason other than these 100 words came to me.
The Five Stages ofGrief Pie
That time when Sam points out that Dean’s getting love handles. In response, Dean embarks on a fitness regimen.
1. denial
I can resist temptation.
God, look at the delicious juice running out of it when that golden pastry crust breaks open…
2. anger
Dammit! Shut up you rumbling, stupid stomach!
3. depression
I can’t remember the last time I had a pie that smelled this good. Crap. Must be getting old.
4. bargaining
If I just have one mouthful, that won’t mean I’ve failed, will it?
5. acceptance
“Dean! Where’s my cherry pie?”
Smiling, Dean pats his full tummy.
The Five Stages of
That time when Sam points out that Dean’s getting love handles. In response, Dean embarks on a fitness regimen.
1. denial
I can resist temptation.
God, look at the delicious juice running out of it when that golden pastry crust breaks open…
2. anger
Dammit! Shut up you rumbling, stupid stomach!
3. depression
I can’t remember the last time I had a pie that smelled this good. Crap. Must be getting old.
4. bargaining
If I just have one mouthful, that won’t mean I’ve failed, will it?
5. acceptance
“Dean! Where’s my cherry pie?”
Smiling, Dean pats his full tummy.