A complaint to Morpheus

Dear Mopheus
As leader of the Oneiroi, I think you have overall responsibility for both the content and the quality of my dreams. I just wanted to say how disappointed I am with the dreams I've been getting lately.
Some of my friends tell me they regularly have rumpy pumpy dreams about Jensen (or Dean).  So how come I get distinctly non sexy dreams about Charlie one night, then have to spend an entire night trying to console a heartbroken Misha who is getting a divorce? I woke up emotionally drained instead of pleasantly tingling.
Huh.  I want my money back...

A complaint to Morpheus

Dear Mopheus
As leader of the Oneiroi, I think you have overall responsibility for both the content and the quality of my dreams. I just wanted to say how disappointed I am with the dreams I've been getting lately.
Some of my friends tell me they regularly have rumpy pumpy dreams about Jensen (or Dean).  So how come I get distinctly non sexy dreams about Charlie one night, then have to spend an entire night trying to console a heartbroken Misha who is getting a divorce? I woke up emotionally drained instead of pleasantly tingling.
Huh.  I want my money back...