Dreams are weird, right? Plus a beta request.

[amberdreams]

Anyone fancy betaing a 1700 ficlet for me? I won't say what it's about here - PM me if you are up for it but want to know first.

xxxx

So dreams...How come other people have sexy-times with Jared and Jensen in their dreams and I have - embarrassment? T'ain't fair, y'all!

So my dream went like this.

We were lucky enough to bump into Jared somewhere, in a social situation. So we were sitting in this pub or similar, around a table, chatting to him. Except dizzojay was behaving oddly, and started talking in stalkerish terms with this strange glazed expression, leaning forward and stroking his cheek and hair. He was getting very uncomfortable, trying to turn his back on her, shifting in his chair, but she persisted. It was like one of those slow motion disaster movie sequences, because not only could we see this happening and were cringing inwardly, but of course I had to make it worse!! LOL

For some obscure reason, I had something Jared had written – a book or something dream-logical that didn’t make sense because it was written in sand (shades of GISHWHES perhaps) – and I leaned across waving this thing in his face and asking him loudly why he’d said about being naked i here, and not that we wanted him to be naked, you know, but he did have a fabulous body and…

Oh the embarrassment! Then the dream morphed into something else and that was it.

So not only did I embarrass myself I never got to see Jared naked either!

xxxx

On a different matter all together - useful guidance on self-editing HERE.

Comments

[fireheart13.livejournal.com]

bahahaha dream!!!!

sadly, am out of commission on beta ATM :-(

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

yes, dislocated shoulders aren't really conducive for much, are they! *strokes your cheek gently and creepily...*

[fireheart13.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaha........ *snuggles and purrs spookily...*

[septembers-coda.livejournal.com]

Nonsense! Dizzo would only do that if it had been *Jensen*. ;-)

LOL, I love dreams. I don't know that I've ever dreamed about our lads period, but I'm guessing if I did, it would not be sexytimes, alas.

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

I've had a few dreams about them so far - the being one I had before Danneel announced she was pregnant where I dreamt a) she was expecting and b) Jensen was making her maternity dresses himself. Sewing machine and everything. It was bizarre.

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

I love the dream of Jensen making maternity dresses!!

[septembers-coda.livejournal.com]

Also, I can beta as long as it's not wincest. PM me if you haven't already found someone. :-)

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

done!

[alexisjane.livejournal.com]

Commiserations on the dream. I can totally relate. Closest I've got to a J-dream is going to a party with Jensen and knowing that we're getting a happy ever after but then Dannielle showing up with a train set and just really making it awkward for everyone. Just really confusing and not fun at all!

Oooo and thanks for that article. That was really helpful : ) xx

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha I think every Jensen dream I've had Danneel has featured too! What's the female equivalent of cockblocking? LOL

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

That Dizzojay, she's just trouble. I wouldn't trust her ...

I'd love to help you with the beta but I'm away at another art show at the weekend, so I'm going to be otherwise engaged (not fondling Jared sadly)
x

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

I tell you, we made a right pair in there. Oughtn't be allowed out together!

Looks like septemberscoda is going to beta for me, but thanks anyway. Hope the weather's a bit better this weekend!

[souslelys.livejournal.com]

I never dream about J2 )': NOOO embarrassing dreams though. Thank goodness it wouldn't ever happen IRL.

Lemme know if you still need a beta hun! (You still have my email right?)

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't mind a second view of it. I'll email you, thanks!

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

Poor you lol :P i don't dream abt them often but when i do it's always the same setting and really dirty ahahaha :P

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

See, that's what I mean - not fair! LOL

[manzanita-crow.livejournal.com]

I had a dream about being squished up against Jared at a concert and my subconscious was telling me to behave cos he was married etc. Bloody subconscious! Doesn't it know that I can be as naughty as i like in dreams?

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY!

[dollarformyname.livejournal.com]

Haha! Oh, boy. I hardly ever have dreams about celebs, but on the rare occasion I do it's always about me looking my absolute worst and doing something ridiculous in their general vicinity. XD

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Uh huh, that's about par for the course for me too.

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

What a weird yet very amusing dream! Poor Jared, between you and dizzo I can imagine how awkward he felt!!

I watched Kill Bill the other night then dreamed that Jensen killed loads of baddies with a samurai sword then asked his mentor to chop off his right hand to stop him killing anyone else, which he did and by the end it was just a stump covered in leather!

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the plot for your next fic - maybe you should do this one for spn_cinema!

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

You're a mind reader - I was having trouble sleeping last night and came up with more of a plot for Samurai Jensen! JDM is his mentor and Jared is the fed on Jensen's trail!

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

Hee hee, Wallace approves!

[sillie]

XD

Never dreamed about J2 as far as I know. But then again, I never really remember my dreams, so who knows. :')

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

The advantage of not remembering is that you can decided your dreams were whatever you want them to have been!

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

*GIGGLES* Well, that's...even in dreams you're managing to C-Block yourself ;)

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

IKR?

[bflyw.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha