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amberdreams ([personal profile] amberdreams) wrote2014-12-19 10:06 am

December talking meme 19th Dec - ficlet response

Title: Mary Sue
Words: 247
Summary: Sam answers a knock at the door of the Bunker.


Sam looked down. And down and down.

“Well? What is it, Sammy?”

Sam frowned. “I don’t know, but it’s very short.”

“Oh my god, is it a midget?” Dean shoved past Sam to take a closer look at the creature standing at the Bunker’s front door. “Bet you’re glad it’s not a clown, huh?” He elbowed Sam in the ribs and the midget giggled.

“Clowns or midgets,” it said, and giggled again. “You said clowns or midgets.”

Sam crossed his arms in an unconsciously defensive posture. Typically, Dean didn’t seem to care, he was leaning down to inspect the strange creature. Which was looking up at the Winchesters as if it had never seen a man before. Its gaze, peering out from behind the gleaming surface of its glasses, was disturbingly predatory.

“If I didn’t have a bad back, I’d be climbing the both of you like trees,” it said, and Sam shuddered.

Dean patted the creature on its curly head. “Should we give it a bowl of milk or something? If we are nice to it, maybe it will do our housework.”

Both Winchesters stared perplexed when the midget reacted to that suggestion by laughing so hard it had to hold its sides to prevent itself shaking apart.

“Bugger off!” it said breathlessly, once the paroxysm of laughter had passed. “I don’t do my own housework, let alone yours. You might be pretty but you ain’t that pretty. A girl has limits, you know.”


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A/N
For blackrabbit42
If you were going to be an character on SPN, who would you be? I mean - write yourself a role based on how you think the real you would fit in.

[identity profile] emmatheslayer.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
that was cute

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
Not as cute as baby Jensen with glasses... :D

[identity profile] emmatheslayer.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
lol thanks I have a Jensen in glasses kink he is so cute with glasses
Edited 2014-12-19 10:56 (UTC)

[identity profile] zara-zee.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
This is the best Mary Sue story ever! ;) And it gave me a good giggle.

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee I confess it made me laugh writing it. How sad am I? LOL!!

[identity profile] tifaching.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! You've got them flummoxed all right!

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a strange species all right.

[identity profile] madebyme-x.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehe! This made me giggle. Delightful!

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee that's grand!

[identity profile] reggie11.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Bahahahahahaha! That was most excellent! My sentiments exactly about the housework. Not even Sam or Dean and their pretty pretty faces could coax me into cleaning for them :)

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we'd have many more better ideas of things to do with those pretty boys...That bunker would get very messy, very quick!

[identity profile] dolnmoon.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
lol good job.

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh thank you petal - love your Sammy reindeer/festive moose icon!
Edited 2014-12-19 14:54 (UTC)

[identity profile] sw0rdy.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, the bunker's own House Elf! I'm with you on the housework though...

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
If I was the Bunker's house elf I'd be spending all day in the library, reading! LOL

[identity profile] blackrabbit42.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That is the best talking meme response EVER.. OMG. You are so funny.

:)

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha ha ha it's your fault - as soon as I read your question, all I could think was how fecking tall Sam and Dean are and how much of a short arse I am. LOL

[identity profile] justmep2.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Bugger off! Haha, so very cute.

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed.... LOL!

[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
lololol.

that is HILARIOUS. :D

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it terrible I couldn't answer this question any other way? LOL!

[identity profile] firesign10.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[identity profile] big-heart-june.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! YOU! you're hilarious and I absolutely bow down to you! BEST response EVER! *grins*

[identity profile] manzanita-crow.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd probably be a little cat that they adopted

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, that's sweet! :D

[identity profile] cassiopeia7.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
100% with you on the housework thing. :D

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-12-19 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
he he he...!

[identity profile] freya922.livejournal.com 2014-12-20 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
This really made me grin, especially the bit about housework!

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-12-20 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
That seems to be striking a note with my LJ friends LOL!

[identity profile] milly-gal.livejournal.com 2014-12-20 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
*snorts* fantastic :D

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-12-20 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
*Giggles like a stranger at the Bunker door...*

[identity profile] milly-gal.livejournal.com 2014-12-21 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! Best MarySue I've ever read :D