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amberdreams ([personal profile] amberdreams) wrote2016-03-28 09:14 pm
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The Biscuit Supremacy

I'm happy to report we have survived a crisis in our household this evening. Paul brought home some cute little Scottie-dog-shaped shortbread biscuits the other day, and tonight I decided to open the packet, grabbed a handful and popped the rest in Paul's biscuit tin - WITH HIS DIGESTIVE BISCUITS. So go on, tell me how many of you knew that this was a terrible breach of biscuit etiquette? You should have seen Paul's look of horror and disgust. HOW COULD I NOT KNOW SHORTBREAD MAKES DIGESTIVES GO SOGGY?

So now the wee shorties are decanted safely into an empty tin of Quality Street and Paul has gone to have a nice relaxing bath to recover from the trauma.

[identity profile] de-nugis.livejournal.com 2016-03-29 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I feel that I have learned something from your pain. It has not been fruitless. There were lessons.

Also, it would have been much sadder if the shortbread had gone soggy rather than the digestives, because cute Scottie shapes and also more butter.

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2016-03-29 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Quite! I'm glad this has been an educational experience. Hopefully it will go some way to ensuring the safety of digestives worldwide.

On a side note, apparently it's illegal in the US to call a digestive a digestive.