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amberdreams ([personal profile] amberdreams) wrote2014-09-25 07:48 am

Cookin'n'shit

If this lady was on telly doing cooking programmes I might even watch.

[identity profile] cassiopeia7.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
O_o

Julia Child, she ain't. XD

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
I watched the next one about cooking chicken with motherfucking parsley and shit. There is rather a lot of shit in her cooking... !!!!

[identity profile] jj1564.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Something for the fucking kids..."

oh my God I'm crying with laughter here, so nice to have happy tears today!! I would so watch her, much better than Jamie fucking Oliver and Nigella full of shit Lawson!!

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
She's cooking a lot of shit, it's quite worrying! LOL

[identity profile] jj1564.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
She reminds me of my foul-mouthed but lovely aunt who when asked what was for dinner would say 'shit with sugar on!'

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie Oliver gets right on my nerves. I think it's that grating mockney accent of his!

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't be arsed watching cookery programmes anyway. I don't understand the obsession with them!

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I watch Bake-off because Bazza likes it, so I watch it with him, and it's sort of fun, but incredibly twee!
Normally I avoid cookery programmes like the plague - like you, absolutely can't see the point!

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuckling at the thought of Bazza liking the Bake Off - he could watch it with my friend Christine and her kids, it's a family fave round their house!

[identity profile] jj1564.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh same here, so very boring!

[identity profile] jj1564.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Jamie Oliver and his mockney accent can get in a one way rocket into space with Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Morgan and Jeremy Kyle as far as I am concerned!!

[identity profile] septembers-coda.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL, a friend of mine shared one of her videos a couple of weeks ago, and I was like, OMG IS SHE FOR REAL. That's what I love best about it-- I don't think she's putting it on that much; that's just how she talks. Hilarious.

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It is really funny - she reminds me of my aunty Margaret but x-rated because I've never heard my aunty say anything worse than bloody hell.

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we need to start a petition to get this lady on the Great British Bake Off next year!

Awesome :)

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It would liven it up a bit, wouldn't it! I caught a bit of the review of the week programme the other day and people were complaining about Mel and Sue being smutty. Imagine the reaction if they brought this lady on! Hilarious!

[identity profile] dolnmoon.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
That woman was like watching a train wreck that could cook. lol Some fucking shit for the kids. I loved her instructions and then her taste testimonial. That shit if fucking good.

LMAO!!! I bet she got a million hits on that insanity.

[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2014-09-25 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
There are more vids by her, she has her own channel! Got to say, she is entertaining!