So I was still goggling over THE VERY VIRILE VIKING when the full sentence registered and I choked on my tiffin. Just--she believed that name was so unique that--what--whatwhat.

I read the first few pages of the book on Amazon. There's no hilariously bad porn (woe!) but the writing is... average, if problematic.

The quote above is most likely made-up though. Because come on. "galloping abs"?