I really wish I could've made you squee but unfortunately I come bearing bad news. :(

My cousin actually found someone who would've been willing to help out but the big brass apparently had a conniption fit and made it clear that there would be no video anywhere near (or, Chuck forbid, ON) the damn war ships. It's not as if we're showing the blue prints of the fucking things or tell anyone where they're hiding the ammo! *headdesk*

And it was just too dangerous to try against explicit orders, obviously.

I'm so sorry!!! :(

(Icon directed at big brass, obviously, not you.)