What is your favorite "food" holiday?
Ones in Rome where I can get the best gelato. Nach.
Do you prefer ham or turkey (or tofu turkey)?
None of the above. I'll have cheesy potato bake please. Or roasties.
Do you anticipate or dread seeing your relatives for the holidays?
When do you start listening to Christmas carols (for real, you can tell us)?
I don't. The only two carols I like are In the Bleak Midwinter and the Coventry Carol.
How are you feeling right now with regards to the upcoming holiday season?
I think my skin is turning green as I type. Yup.
(And don't say a word, sillie82,you wouldn't understand! LOL)
I know I posted this before, but I was sorting through my JIB ops today so I could order the jpegs, and this is just too funny.
I've missed so many birthdays lately - apologies, dear Flisties! But today I thought - I've got a bit of time, I should do a little something for madebyme_x, because they are always so nice.
Then these happened and I don't know what they are or why I thought trying this was a good idea, but um. Happy Birthday anyway. LOL
Snow Leopard Jensen
So now the wee shorties are decanted safely into an empty tin of Quality Street and Paul has gone to have a nice relaxing bath to recover from the trauma.
I also then felt compelled to compensate for the fact that the generator (HERE) failed to offer green eyes as an option, and while I was rectifying that, added my mole, flushed cheeks and a sutiable logo on my t shirt. What a bleedin' time waster I am. And I'm still irritated by the fact that they didn't have any hair option close to mine. At least there was a Jayne hat to cover up the wrong hair. LOL
These doll things are very addictive.
So here's my Merman SPN AU.
Someone explain (or better yet write the porny merman fic that explains) how my two boys are going to have intercourse...!!
And yeah, I also couldn't resist adding Mer!Me to the pic - well a girl can dream, right?
Please, do try a few of your own!
Under the bed, Dean swung his sprinkler. He had been busy with the sprinkler for hours and now wanted nothing more than a superb cuddle or a soft massage from his lover Sam.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his scintilating Sam appeared at the door, grinning silently.
"Put down the sprinkler," Sam said cleverly. "Unless you want me to swing that sprinkler on your pinkie finger."
Dean put down the sprinkler. He was squishy. He had never seen Sam so demonic before and it made him sorrowful.
Sam picked up the sprinkler, then withdrew a book from his elbow. "Don't be so squishy," Sam said with a demonic grimace. "A hedgehog bit my winkle this morning, and everything became hard. Now with this sprinkler and this book I can cleverly rule the world!"
Dean clutched his blue winkle gracefully. This was his lover, his scintilating Sam, now staring at him with a demonic elbow.
"Fight it!" Dean shouted. "The hedgehog just wants the sprinkler for his own scintilating devices! He doesn't love you, not the superb way I do!"
Dean could see Sam trembling gracefully. Dean reached out his pinkie finger and touched Sam's elbow cleverly. He was scintilating, so scintilating, but he knew only his blue love for Sam would break the hedgehog's spell.
Sure enough, Sam dropped the sprinkler with a thunk. "Oh, Dean," he squealed. "I'm so superb, can you ever forgive me?"
But Dean had already moved under the bed. Like the fire you light to keep away the wild beasts at night, he pressed his pinkie finger into Sam's elbow. And as they fell together in a hard fit of love, the sprinkler lay on the floor, sorrowful and forgotten.
Here's the before...
And here's the after - in Liverpool's Anglican cathedral with Dad's little sister, Margaret.
Who is just telling him that is the most money anyone's ever paid to visit her - because Dad had either got the day wrong or gone to the wrong venue!!! Mum couldn't believe it - they'd had to get a taxi from Shrewsbury to Liverpool because Dad is too doddery to manage the several changes of train required (and they hadn't told me about this in time for me to travel up there to assist). So they'd just spent £200 to go visit my Aunty.
You have to laugh!
I was trying to think of something to take to Jus in Bello to get signed and then I suddenly thought of my Labours of Sam red figure vase idea and shazzam. I was part way there after all - I already had nekkid Sam/Herakles, and Felicia would make a good Artemis, right?( Image under the cut )